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merwhovengerlockhoodoncer:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m dying

not to be that person but it’s

asante sana squash banana wewe nugu mimi hapana 

it is an African playground song that actually means “you are a baboon and I am not.”

(Source: mycroftly, via butevengoodguysstillgetpaid)

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

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slammuraispirit:

when ur otp is destroying you but ur friend just doesn’t ship it

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(via butevengoodguysstillgetpaid)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via kkartter)

ginnfergoodwin:

ezekielismycopilot:


George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

We’re not

ginnfergoodwin:

ezekielismycopilot:

George R.R. Martin is ruthless - every death in the Game of Thrones series is tabbed

im not even in the GOT fandom but how the fuck are any of you still breathing

We’re not

(Source: corgiwhisperer, via butevengoodguysstillgetpaid)

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

mygoldengeist:

the-archetype-of-civilization:

askstarliner:

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t 

(Source: mente-potencialmente-suicida, via eresnore)

nepetalane:

rudolphs-bright-red-boxers:

natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

DO NOT LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER WHILE WATCHING THIS GIF BECAUSE I CNANOT BREATHDE NOHLY HSHIT (via flomation)

DO IT. LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER DEFINITELY WORTH IT

nepetalane:

rudolphs-bright-red-boxers:

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

DO NOT LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER WHILE WATCHING THIS GIF BECAUSE I CNANOT BREATHDE NOHLY HSHIT (via flomation)

DO IT. LISTEN TO HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER DEFINITELY WORTH IT

(Source: napsmear, via erikisafail)

iswearimnotnaked:

tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL

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BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL 

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AND THEY UNSUSPENDED ME 

(Source: iswearimnotnaked, via erikisafail)

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

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sam-and-dean-life:

behold-theturtle:

Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!”

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the actor blew out his voice.

So the remainder of the song was sung

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by this guy.

Sounds like he was prepared

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